Probing Questions

I wrote about the boys' constant and weird questioning a few months ago here on the blog. I'm back to report that nothing has changed. Brian and I are still under a relentless questions siege on a regular basis. I've been keeping track and I took a few accompanying pictures for your enjoyment.

What if my nipples were chocolate chips?

What would happen if I put my tongue in this hole?

Why is Clark so annoying?

Why are superheroes helpful?

How do you draw throw-up?

Who designed poop?

Uncle A, are you a giant?

Why am I so good at baseball?

How do you make hair?

Why is it Henry's birthday?

Do you like our maternity pants? 

How is Alex a girl and we are boys?